Espresso. Can't sleep. Love puppies
Dude it was awful. I woke up with more strippers in my dorm room than those duke lacrosse kids.
never try to heat up a hot pocket in the dryer if ur microwave breaks...bad idea.
IM SAVING ALL MY LOVE FOR YOU
I don't want it.
They are pre-gaming a trip to congress...not sure how politically correct the group is.
Just downloaded the entire Justin Bieber album sober.. I think you know how I'm doing.
This is one of the fundamental differences between you and I. If I found meat in a plastic bag, I wouldn't put it in my mouth.
I would like to apologize for making you the target of my "I wish head hair grew as fast as Pubes speech" the other night
Just pooped at the strip club. NOT NORMAL . I may be a little too comfortable here.
The poor thing was so drunk they wheeled his motorcycle into the bar. I just dropped him off to pick it up. The best walk of shame ever.
Dude next time u fuck on our counters will u please let me know BEFORE I make lunch.
Last thing I remember clearly was, "ok, but if we're are gonna get drunk before class, there's no half-doing this"
i'm sad to say... seems like women around here set up their armageddon booty calls ahead of time. wanna fill all these condoms with tequila and head downtown???
Next think I knew I was pretty much using his penis as a microphone... No more playing Eminem during hookups
HEY. NO. THIS IS ABOUT YOU RIGHT NOW. YOUR COCK, MY MOUTH, THATS IT.
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