: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
I'm just sayin u wanted to sleep after ur paper. I can make u sleep
I have only been in this city 3 nights and there are already 4 bars I can never go back to again.
They asked if I was about to puke and my response was to laugh and suddenly throw up. Continuing my asshole streak I kept laughing while still vomiting.
Omg! I'm gonna have a heat stroke. I'm going to collect my sweat and drink it for a buzz and hydration purposes
will you please stage a drunk girl intervention and tell him that his chain is severely harming his chances of getting laid tonight?
The window painters skipped us. They didn't know what to do with the giant SMOKE WEED in the window. So they just skipped it.
Lets start a coed nudist frat/sorority. It would be amazing. Or just an orgy club. It would also be amazing
Fuck these runners passing me on campus as I'm waking to dinner. With my huggie. With flavored vodka and rum. Aka yum
you ran up to the police and said "fuck the police shit we living in hell ". Then you dropped your Margarita and said "Darby Out" lol
are you fucking roseanne barr in there?
Officially spring today. First sighting of loud-ass Steller Jay on the balcony.
i knew it was a party when i saw you sitting on the couch naked with the keg in your lap, still drinking and passing out cups
Are you hungover?
No. I'm hiding under my covers and hoping it doesn't find me.
THREE MINUTES! THREE MINUTES PAST MIDNIGHT I STSRT HEARING CHRISTMAS MUSIC ON THE OVERHEAD PA SYSTEM!!!
Randomize
