You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
i just had sex bonerless
Come here. I'm drunk. Family Function. Intense Pro-life vs. Pro-choice debate. Bring Republicans.
Would you still love me if I had no teeth
Yeah why?
Cuz i woke up this morning and a few are gone
it's just like freshman year of high school, with more drugs
you told the bartender not to open the bottle because you were gonna put it in your purse in case you get cut off later
How much explanation does bbqsexapalooza need?
Hi, this is a test of the morning after apology broadcast system. If you're receiving this pre-recorded message there is a high probability I was a dickwad to you in the past 24 hours. You have my utmost and sincere apologies. Also if you have my wallet, house key, left converse, or lighter, give them/it back
Not sure. All I know is that she has a tight dark green skirt and I will not rest until I have used my teeth to rip it off of her
She looks like she smells of sausage, sunblock and sorrow.
i don't think i have enough personality to make it through this date sober.
You're never gonna guess who's blood is on my shirt
Why do I feel like I really don't want to hear the end of this...
Trying to figure out why my back is hurting. And then I remember I got fucked up against a tree last night
I serenaded the cat in the hat for a few 90s songs but idk who he is
Look, I need your help, not your judgment.
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