What started out as a threesome has become me sitting here watching them have sex... Can I get a ride home?
Hey i just realized that im masturbating in the exact same kind of chair that they are doing it on in this porno
Using pokemon references during sexual acts is always a good idea.
i was concerned by what you said you would do for a snickers. It wasn't even a Klondike bar.
the only good thing about him lasting five minutes was that nobody thinks i had sex with him or that im a slut because we were only in the bathroom for five minutes
he brought me knee pads...is that sweet or weird?
All I remember is lecturing my dog about how she's a lucky bitch to have a structured eating and shitting schedule.
But he has cupcakes AND I'm guaranteed an orgasm. .. I feel like I shouldn't even have to actually make a decision here.
We just stood outside and debated the existence of mermaids for about 20 min. Is this what too drunk is?
Fucked him in a graveyard. Need plan b.
What happened to you last night?
SO. MANY. SHOTS.
What started out as a one night stand ended in him texting me the next day, saying he thought he was gay.
I really wanna treat my body good. Because i plan on doing drugs
I'm not big on drama but you need to put your pants on and leave.
In the past year, I've fucked 3 Dave's and you've fucked 2 Dave's. That's a lot of Dave's in our vaginas.
We need to start a soap opera called the Dave's of Our Lives.
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