Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
Do you ever creep on the girls you have banged and wondered how their walk of shame went?
ironically, his detergent was also "small and mighty"
Now we are really drunk and her 17 yr old cousin is shitfaced. He may or may not have proposed a toast to octopuses and double fisting. And we just drank to Mexico.
If he starts "inventing" things cut him off. The last thing he invented was chocolate chip green beans and he destroyed my kitchen
Watching porn with a bag of marshmallows. Thats when you know you're stoned.
So if a 2 is a 10 on the road... do we consider college to be "on the road?" help. its urgent.
She wanted to roleplay. Apparently you be snow and i'll be a plow wasn't an option
Two words that describe last night: naked and backflips.
He had Homeward Bound on VHS how was I supposed to not fuck him
my nose is crying tears of wow.
Good news y'all just straight up snorted 2 adderall and I'm not a real being on this plane of existence anymore and I'm ready for finals
Woke up snuggling with a large wooden rhino that I stole last night...obviously, we had fun.
And a hot pocket after we fucked. Heaven.
snapping my married booty call and next thing I know a plan b ad pops up
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