Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
His text read: Sex? I replied: Not drunk enough. He bought 4 more rounds and tantalized me with the offer pizza later. This could be the beginning of a beautiful relationship.
Adam has been drinking
Who has his phone
Adam does
That's why Kanye is a gay fish.
Yeaaah, so cabbie laughed at me, and said, "rough nite? Let me find you some music" . apparently OPP is the appropriate ride of shame soundtrack.
If you're going to outback I'll have to decline, I've slept with a large enough portion of their staff already.
The last thing I said to him last night before telling him he couldn't give me a kiss goodnight was pointing at his dick then at me and saying "this isn't working out"
you can't tell me you didn't shit your pants I saw them in the trash can by the bathroom.
I made everything so magnificently awkward in under 15 seconds. I am magic.
he said didn't have much sexual experience and then proceeded to tell me he is going to make me cum harder than my vibrator could
well, that escalated quicky
He said he's in to distance fucking. I thought he just mean long durations. We fucked on a towel all the way down his tile hallway accross his kitchen and into the living room
He asked me how flexible I was and all I could think about was that time I threw my back out putting in a tampon.
I would definitely ride that dick into the sunset if nuggets are involved
And the last thing I remember was you in the bed with the german guy screaming "wrong hole" I laughed n passed out
I just asked Geoff what he is going to do because Hester left he said he was going to have gay sex with America.
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