Christians are straight up FREAKS
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
Just watched a porn with the dvd commentary on i think i need to re-evaluate my life
just threw up in the bushes outside my lecture hall. sometimes i hate the freedom college gives you.
How many bratwuest were you able to fit in your mouth at one time? It's me, Hans.
second attempt at shower sex: failed after the water turned orange bc of a fire up the street. this is just not meant to be
You fucked her?! HER?!
She sent me a nudie pic with a bunch of weed nuggets all over her tits...what was I supposed to do? I don't hate America sir.
it wasn't sex so much as.....a disastrously uncomfortable sexual experience
it's my favorite when the couple downstairs are having sex so loud that i feel like I'm part of a threesome
second-hand sex is fun, isn't it?
I happen to have lost a black t-shirt and the volume button from my phone last night. If anyone finds it. You know what to do.
i don't know if this is a cannibal joke or a sexual innuendo, and i think that's a beautiful description of our relationship.
I think I broke my toilet with my head. There are ceramic pieces everywhere. and I might still be drunk.
How was your weekend?
My girlfriend decided the best way to get my mind off of my dog dying was to break up with me via text
Yes. With one-hundred percent positivity I can say yes, I do not want you covered in waffles and syrup when I come home.
PSA Do not blow dry your junk.
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