I just realized that if I marry him I will have the same last name as spiderman. this makes my decision so much harder.
i just used my scantron for my final to make paper shotglasses. i'd say i passed in flying colors.
He said he had to make up a lie of why he couldnt sleep with her. It must really suck to have a sunburned dick.
remember last year when i left for the bar in flip flops and came back in heels?
it happened again.
He taught me how to drive a stick by using his dick. He even made the whurrrr noise so I knew when to change gears.
Why does he only make me orgasm when I'm about to break up with him?
BAHHAHHAHHAHAHHA SOME ASS IS BIYING NE DRHBKS. DRUBK
It was like the Alcoholic Olympics...double fisting fifths with eight 40s in my backpack...running from the cops in stilettos. I will have bitchin' hamstrings come Monday.
Please note: when a bouncer tells you to leave, pointing out that their career path makes them a much better judge what to do will not make you friends
DID YOU REALLY JUST GIVE ME A FIRST BASE SIGN
By the way I got my period today. No NHL babies for me.
I told him about the time I blacked out and shit myself and he still wanted to have sex with me that night. Feeling pretty optimistic about where this fling is going.
But I did discover that he's totally okay with going down on me while I eat taco bell so that's a plus, right?
Why r u in my phone under "the last survivor"?
We are back but we are listening to stairway to heaven in my car. Amy is air drums. Be back when it's over.
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