i cant finish this easy-mac because i need it for a chaser.
What happened?....
He lifted up the blanket, and whispered "Don't do it" to his sperm....
i was about to cum until he started doing shrek impressions.
Making pb&j crepes. Using corn tortillas. So high. I don't know if I'm offending French people or Mexican people more.
I guess I tried to show you how big my closet was and we ended up eating pickles in my bathroom
There is a guy, stoned out of his mind, only wearing slippers and a bathrobe in the library.
I could seriously attempt to try and saw my head in half with a butter knife cause im pretty sure it could not hurt any more than it already does
Any clothing i put on is too many clothes.
sorry to break it to you, but he's definitely fucking that other girl now...
I wish I still at least had the bruises on my ass to remember him by.
Actually I more feel like I'm on a ship about to grab the holy grail off an island
The ship is me being high the holy grail is some profound idea I'm about to have
Actually, I take that back. You can only have it if I'm allowed to French braid the mullet.
You told the entire smokers deck that you were blowing .08 now and anyone else willing later
P.s. I loved that your balls smelled like coconut
masturbating on the freeway is more stressful than it sounds
At least you didn't lose your virginity to chumbawumba
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