Yeah, we realized keeping you in a cage wasn't beneficial to us
when im bored during the day i often think, what do people who dont get high do with their day.. i came to the conlcusion that everyone must be getting high
Something in my vomit makes me think I shouldn't have had that slurpee
I just Googled "how to lose weight but still be an alcoholic."
We're going on a mission for new porn. And ice cream.
so I have this game called 14 beers left. and we both have to drink 7 before we leave
Ya I guess he's not a bad roommate. I mean if he wasn't here I would probably be more lazy and pee in bottles and stuff.
at least the cop wrote "happy birthday" on the ticket.
You were definitely doing something right. You could only see the colored parts of his eyes a couple of times. I was pretty sure he was dead at some point.
They called it unicorn pee, and i thought that was interesting so i drank it. Please don't let me drink strangers booze again.
I went home with a guy last night because he showed me some magic tricks and kept shouting "THEY'RE ILLUSIONS MICHAEL!"
I'm gonna make some noodles and go to bed. Hopefully I don't fall into the stove or something.
We just weren't working out together, on a completely unrelated note some guy that i talked to on his grinder account said i could crash at his place
I envy your ninja level of don't give a fuck
it was just another one of those moments where you unfriendzone a friend you assumed to be gay
Carver called his mom a milf again
Was it on purpose this time?
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