spell your last name, im trying to find you on facebook
after drinking 6 jumbo margaritas he then proceeded to tell the entire restaurant that he was going to "bust a load in me" when we got home....how do you think the rest of my night went?
I told her Billy Mays couldn't convince me to sleep with her
these 2 russian guys walked past me and i got freaked out because i thought call of duty got real
Just found out its our ciliated mucous membrane that traps the molly when we snort it. Biology does relate to life
I couldn't walk, so he carried me all the way home; and then I told him that I wasn't drunk enough to fuck him. Poor kid.
I don't know what's happening. Everyone is wearing beaks.
So drunk. Washed my hair un pancheros sink cus I was so hot.
Yes. I am getting trashed on an open tab while judging a karoke competition
Impressive. I approve.
Wow I didn't even consider the possibility of him having ED. I'm gaining so many life experiences from dating an older man
The majority of the reason I want to get my pilot's license is so I can use the argument "FUCK YOU! I'M A PILOT!"
Sorry, I thought I responded to your question. My name is Jon, we kinda had a sleepover at your friends place in OC. Don't know if you remember me, you were "dick chugging" like there was no tomorrow last night.
Day drunk. He was sitting in the back seat, opened the door, leaned out, and peed right there in the dutch bros drive through. No one even noticed haha
What can I say, I just want your vagina in my mouth.
Passed out in someones front yard last night. Got woke u?p by a lady walking her dog at 6am. Rock bottom.
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