Getting 10 cents back for every can is really just encouraging alcoholism.
We can talk tomorrow when we're both alert. My mind is somewhere else right now.
Where's it at?
In your pants.
6 other girls and I took an ice cream truck to the bar when we couldn't get a cab. Best birthday ever.
I apologize for forcing you to look at my boob when we were high. It was uncalled for
Dude she has the ugliest blow job face ever.
Ya these assholes wanted to like sit around and eat cupcakes and watch the notebook. I was like fuck you, I want to go make some people uncomfortable in public.
You know you drank too much last night when your mouthwash tastes like water
I may or may not have traded your body to the rodeo's owner for free beer.
Also, I'm going to TRY and be casual this weekend, but really, we need to be serious about equally dividing our time between party and bullshit.
What the hell do I have to give up to manifest a dick
AND WHAT FELONIES DID I MISS OUT ON WHILE SLUMBERING!?
On a completely different note: my hookup and i are now in a semester GPA competition. Winner gets froyo and sexual favors. School just got interesting.....
I am so sorry. Not sure for what, but whatever I did last night probably merits an apology, so I'm covering my bases.
So let me get this straight I was getting drunk with our science teacher from high school and you got drunk with an 82 year old woman who invited you back to her house and made you sandwiches.
Yes.
Oh no. He's definitely text-flirting with me. No straight man over 30 has any other excuse to use so many smiley faces...
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