Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
He looks like Spencer from the game Dreamphone
Random question, how's your gag reflex these days
I want you more than these girls want KFC
I knew you were drunk when you poured scotch on a croissant and ate it.
we hooked up. but it was that weird mix of getting naked and watching Balto that made it so awesome.
I ate a pepperoni off of someone's floor last night. We need to talk.
Don't look him in the eyes, it like looking at the sun but instead of burning your retinas it makes you wet and vulnerable
I do wanna see you. And we can just lay here and watch a movie and listen to me cry.
I'm auditing financial statements and ur growing weed this is bullshit how did this happen to me
too late I already started a fight with someone named luscious
I'm at a gyno in Japan. Safe to say every possible rule of etiquette is about to be broken. Buckle up, motherfuckers.
the amount I squirted last night was insane. Im glad i ignored tlc's advice, i went chasing waterfalls and loved every god damn minute of it.
Plus my dignity needs a night alone with me.... Oh that's right. I lost it last night
I walked in on him fucking her whilst she ate skittles. I saw things no one should see, but I did get your bra back. You owe me.
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