You're completely useless in the revolution.
do girls know yet that the best boners are in the morning?
He managed to light the Jello on fire...
i can't decided whether the fact that her nipples are bigger then her palms is a problem or not
my vagina has been out of service for wayy too long... this semester needs to start like right now
I found him down the block clinging to a light post laughing and crying because a house "looked like it had buck teeth"
If court goes my way we are flying to Vegas.
they have a video of him in his boxers making a snow angel in the hallway is his own vomit and coca cola.
He put on a roller derby documentary. It was either bore myself to death watching that or take off my dress. He was very appreciative.
I got to her place and she was petting her cat and pounding vodka out of the bottle. She looked like Dr evil in yoga pants. She's nuttier than squirrell shit.
WHAT IS MY LIFE THAT THE ONLY PERSON INTERESTED IN FUCKING ME IS MY 6TH GRADE MATH TEACHER
Seriously considering modifying my computer case so it can dispense wine. I need to make a bunch of changes and reorganize it's guts anyway....
That's MADAM THUNDERCUNT to you
I dunno that I'd be trusting enough of junkyard tequila to drink it.
I FLASHED A GUY AT MCDONALDS FOR A FREE BREAKFAST BURRITO. IT WORKED!
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