That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
so she proceeds to puke everywhere, look up at me like a sick dog, and then say, "i'll finish if you want me to."
why do guys feel they can ask questions when im blowing them? you'd think they'd know my answer will always be "mmhmhmhmmm"
the best job he will get is a sex ed teacher in alabama
you know that annoying kid in my psych class? accidentally hit him in the face with a door today. perfect end to the semester.
writing the newer testament. It's the 3rd for the series. I'll update u the rule changes later.
At what point in time did you think it was ok to jizz in my hair while I slept??
Around the time you told me my brothers dick was bigger.
One person in the car. Three blizzards. Alot of judging.
Just remember that she is a giant dick-sucking forehead and you are better than that.
I want to hump her dimples until her face caves in.
So many issues. You honestly need help.
Im at target. Idk why I'm buying condoms AND a tutu for my cat. No one who dresses their cat up has ever gotten laid.
I spilled beer everywhere which led to an oil fire and me melting a spatula again. And then I was late to class so I explained what happened to the teacher.
Literally the only clue I have to try and figure out my blackout adventures is a draft on twitter that just says "Mummies alive!"
I guess that's what I get for clicking on a link that says clown penis.
What is it in my brain that makes me look at a penis and think "that belongs in my mouth"?
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