I'm dying. Please wear something slutty to my funeral.
am i morally bankrupt?
no. its just the recession
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dudes here are drinking wine, and not in the forgivable 'just doing this to get laid' way
She cried. My mom screams. And nut went everywhere. It was all around a bad situation.
Hey bro, did you ever hear from the background investigator that i was supposed to bang?
i dont care if it was her birthday. if she leaves me with a half rack of budweiser and her boyfriend obviously shits gonna go down.
JAMES WASHOMGTON STATE ATTACKED US
WE'RE FYCKED UL HARDCORW
THE REISLING ATRACEX US
It was more like a tour de entire bottle of wine in 14 minutes
Like, he's a nice guy. But he's better at fingering than he is at speaking.
Yea, she's 42 I'm 23. Girls our age are terrible. All they need is a divorce and a bottle of wine
I have to date her we need a place to stay for tailgating
all I've ever wanted was a guy with twelve cats who will tie me up in bed
Before he gave me the breathelizer, he told me to "blow like you're blowing your boyfriend". I like him. My tax dollars are well spent
wait he has a twin??? which one did you fuck
yes
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