I hope I'm pregnant just to spite you.
If I could pick any std, I would pick genital herpes. Seriously. Have you seen the commercials? The lady is riding a fucking bike, swimming, and on a date. I have a perfectly fine vag and all I do is go to the library.
If its called oral, why is it so hard to talk?
I just spent a chunk of my Christmas money on Plan B. I don't think that's what my relatives had mind when they said "spend it wisely", but hey, it was a good investment considering the bad life choices i made last night.
a guy from my religion class just walked in with a red cup. hello first friday of 2nd semester.
she thought the capital of kansas was topanga.
Don't judge me. He's really sexy for a 17 year old. We made nasty in the womens bathroom at the beach. Don't worry. I wore sandals in there.
None of that is ok.
She's dressed as a slutty Dalmatian. I doubt she has morals.
nothing worse than walking out of class after 3 hours and having covered exactly zero information
walking out with herpes. that would be worse
do you think they make 'sorry for walking in on you drunkenly jacking of to a picture of me' cards?
Chicks, chicks everywhere, and not a drop to drink. Dude, when did real life lesbians get HOT?
You're seeing with your vagina, not your eyes.
what happened to you last night?
I dunno man, i pissed in a urinal, sent you a picture of my vagina and woke up with 25 bar stamps on my arms.. you tell me
Here's the thing. Kinda drunk. Eating leftover soup. In bed. Watching Disney channel.
I mean she's doing calculus in her head to prove how NOT drunk she is.
Randomize
