I don't think he has that. His apartment was pretty much a tv and a bed. Topless girl calendar and a glass of water to put out cigarettes.
Helping a hot freshman girl move in = 2 hours of my life One bottle of cheap vodkas = $10 Watching her do the walk a shame on her first morning away from home = Priceless
I just febrezed the jizz on my pants and wore them again, gross or eco-friendly?
Eco-friendly.
My boyfriend woke me up in the middle of the night to have sex with me right before I had sex with another guy in my dream. What a unique sixth sense his penis has.
GOING OUT OF BUSINESS: we're having a foreclosure party tonight...We'll also be raffling off a washer/dryer, microwave and a white tiger head.
I managed to lose everything but my socks.. which stayed on all 6 times we had sex.
My mom woke me up in a bubble bath this morning.
I'm just concerned it's gonna end up in my vagina again
There's that certain point at night when you start saying things like s'mores should be used in foreign relations. I reached it.
Did I really make a PSA to that garage party that you wanted to bang him?
You gave a whole fucking speech. It was inspiring.
I just watched my mom pour beer into her vodka and drink it.
I slept like a rock because of your dick. I'll thank him personally later.
You came in, yelled 'i am from the future' then puked all over the floor
His junk had piercings everywhere. The dick and balls. It was a fucking pirate penis.
party at the soccer house. crumbs in my sexy panties. can't. put. pieces. together.
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