The last thing I remeber was convincing you to hide in the fridge, and then taking everything out and you not fitting.
i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
Drunk in some girls audi what the fuck is happenin i love sb
it's ELEVEN
thirty
i think of them as a grilled chicken salad and a fried chicken biscuit. obviously Amy is better for me, but when i'm eating her all i can think about is how much better the blonde must taste.
when i was alone, his dick was there for me...
This girl has a second refrigerator that she uses JUST for liquor, her kitchen chairs are kegs AND she can grill. I'm not coming back.
Did everyone make it back alive?
You say that with such hope.
Is that a no?
Just spent 15 minutes trying to save the life of a fruit fly that dive-bombed my coffee. I figured it doesn't make sense to let two souls die in this place...
I baptized my dog in my pool last night because he snapped at my party guests, how was your night?
Cute underage boy is in my house.
OH MY GOD. DON'T DO ANYTHING. WHY IS HE IN YOUR HOUSE.
That feels better than graduating college or that time I tried to ride a llama. Did you know they really spit?
Told my brother the truth how I meet her...I grabbed the first thing I could when the cops came. 10 months later we are engaged.
Liar. My heart is broken and my boobs are disappointed.
Hoping to get a pic of me on the tractor with an erection for you one of these days.
I'M HANGING OUT WITH THE DRUG DEALER UPSTAIRS JUST SO I CAN STEAL HIS WIFI PASSWORD, I HOPE Y'ALL LOVE ME.
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