Well you know what I always say about freshmen.... If you want it, and they've got it... get it.
he made me stop in the middle of the blowjob to turn the tv towrds him. i then proceeded when he stopped me again to get him the remote. fuck me.
For the millionth time in his career, Brett Favre has screwed over the Vikings
i am not allowed to pick the men i sleep with anymore
Do you need a place to sleep? Cause I fucked in the guestroom a few weeks ago and never washed the sheets. But if you don't care neither do I.
Playing a game in life called "how far can I make a man travel for a booty call"
So if a 2 is a 10 on the road... do we consider college to be "on the road?" help. its urgent.
We just had a sexually tense moment where we both chose the trough the pee. I love gay clubs.
I'm sad we weren't friends when I went through my "I like drugging my friends" phase
I swear to all that is holy, next time you get my mom high with your "special bake sale" I am going to put your dick in the blender.
I should come with a warning like "do not feed me tequila or cocaine, I will ruin the party and cry"
It was going very smoothly until she noticed my boner of hope.
I'm only fucking women born in the 90s this summer
Just by hearing the girl outside reciting the info on her fake ID, I know it's gonna be a good night
Guy just walked in with a 40 and a Honda steering wheel. Where the fuck am I?
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