I need help removing her.
I think I just saw the silver monkey from legends of the hidden temple sitting out in someone's trash
GO. BACK. NOW.
I love wearing low cut shirts cuz then when class gets boring, I can look down and admire my breasts.
there are 2 things i love giving: blowjobs & backrubs. how can i tell them that without sounding like a slut
I made a google map for "places I got blow jobs"
There's a high school volleyball camp on campus this summer. I'm definitely going to jail.
Guy in the room next to us in the ER is chanting "I'm jeff and I'm drunk". He's trying to get released to finish tailgating for the Iowa game that starts in 9 hours.
Saturday morning. Went into a study room excited b/c some1 had left a paper w/ an inspirational quote: YOU ARE cApable of aChieving anything yoU waNT. Then I read the bold letters.....
Quick question, when did I develop feelings, and how can I make them go away?
That's two questions.
Jake bring pizza.
JAKE BRING PIZZA.
For sure. Gotta go. Building an igloo.
I really should have gone with the man who kept offering me cocaine. Why did I chose the German!? STUPID!
He has a bathrroom scale in his room with an alarm attached to it so anything over 150 sets it off and in his drinking stupper he can make a run for it.
It's a lot harder to work after sex than it is to work drunk... just saying.
How did people get blow jobs before text messaging?
Randomize
