is it bad that i kinda- ok, reallyyy don't remember having sex with him last night?
Decided to write a book called "girls don't poop and other myths I wish I still believed in"
You threw up. And every time you flushed you would wave and go "Bye Bye!" and then when the new water came you would greet it with "Helloooo!"
you insisted on breathalizing me with a inhaler.
hungover + watching bobsledding = i just puked
he's downstairs watching tv with my family... I called the home line so my mom could bring me my make up bag cause my real face would prob make him delete my number
It's amazing the difference a day and 2000 mg of antibiotic make. Nine days to go.
I've got my laundry in the car, tonights 1 night stand pre-req is an in suite washer and dryer. Let's do this!
I had to stop mid sex to take my turn on words with friends so he wouldn't get suspicious. Hookup of the night helped me. We won.
I don't listen when you talk. I just try to find new creative ways to get you to send me naked pictures.
This question may sound intrusive, but how did pushing out a baby affect your vagina?
He's ninety percent amazing leader, brother, and teacher, and ten percent unforgivable douche. These are the men I look up to in my life.
Tbh I would eat a grilled cheese off your dick.
....even the bartender was embarrassed for her
So...I know we have a conversation later this week. But one of the key things I want to know is if I can specify having my body mummified and buried in Egypt (or at least nearby the Luxor in Vegas). How much money do you think that would cost? Do I need to increase my life insurance policy?
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