would it be rude to tell a homeless man that he should sell the lebron jersey and brand new nikes he's wearing if he's really that hungry
I get free beer too. Its called a vagina and its accepted everywhere like visa
I just got eleven picture messages of my dick and balls hanging out of my shorts last night. I guess it really is summer when the fratastic, man-thigh exposing shorts come out...
Bro i heard that. I've seen so many balls this month its like march madness all over again
I am dripping wet and slathered in glitter and banana mush. I love gay guys.
I'm currently using two paint brushes as chopsticks to eat lasagna.... college.
We lost Kevin again. Probably kidnapped by fattie 2 or butter-face 2 from last night. We need names and any information you can give us. Last scene with his shoe laces converted into a belt.
Called my dealer in tears and we talked for an hour until I felt better. That's the way it should be.
On our way there. Drinking my beer out of a coffee pot. Cuz it's my bday
I need to hump something and I know u understand.
It got quiet and we all stood around and opened the box and I've never seen so many burritos in my life man. it was fucking biblical.
No more house parties. We're almost fucking 30 years old and I slept until 6 pm.
What's Spanish for "I shouldn't have worn these underwear to work?"
My v day was great. There's a cum stain in the shape of a handprint on my sheets
It's days like today that make me happy I'm not a porn star.
Kid walks in and orders 24 Mcdoubles and 14 large fries, as he's handing me the money he tells me he lost at rock paper scissors so he had to do the munchie run.
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