then she woke up from sleeping for an hour and the first thing she said was "i regret it already"
I have a page in my 2010 scrapbook dedicated to pictures of his cock.
just got double teamed by two guys I will be on beach patrol with this summer. six months until the season starts and I'm already 'that girl.'
I made him sleep with a condom on and i passed out on the carpet with only a bra on.
Its against the rules to not make you aware of his virgin situation prior to penetration
at one point he couldn't find his underwear so he put on my catsuit to go to the bathroom
He showed up in booty shorts and no shirt and said dont laugh dont ask questions and give me a fucking final and no one in class said anything we just sat there speehless
I made her orgasm until she cried. Four years of only having sex with dudes and I've still got it.
Fun Fact: I do not remember what its like to be sober between drinking off and on for two weeks at my "vacation" and being on painkillers for my mouth now
Just realized I'm still chewing the same gum post blow job. This Stride shit really has everlasting flavor. They should totally have an ad campaign based on blow jobs.
I knew it was on when all she had to say about the handcuffs was 'I really hope these adjust tighter!'
Well, personally I like to keep my blackmail in well organised folders.
I really don't think my body can handle another night of drinking
Lol you talk like you have a choice
I am worried that I am gonna die before the weekend is over
What do you think would be the best way to remove a baby carrot from a vagina?
Shame - the story of my life.
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