I'm not saying he was bad at sex, but I'm pretty sure I anti-climaxed.
i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
Pretending to care about her feelings is becoming a full time job
At this point it has been so long i wouldnt know what a dick was if it slapped me in the face.
It's like there testing me. My dad kept handing me margaritas and saying "you can take it"
It's like eating cereal and milk but instead of cereal it's gummy bears and instead of milk it's vodka.
How was the party? Lets put it this way: "He wants her dick" was a factual sentence stated last night.
The walk home lasted longer than the sex. He lives in the flat above the bar.
Somehow she talked me into getting my dick pierced, weird first date.
Dude, I have everything I need for meth here.
YOU ARE NOT ALLOWED TO MAKE METH IN OUR APARTMENT.
We got stuck in traffic in the tunnel while we were smoking weed. We were afraid to air out the car.
Can I just say how funny it is that your "respect" tattoo is right above the bruise from me slapping your ass
This is a question I thought I'd never have to ask. How many hits of acid did you give your dad tonight?
Attention, i sprayed windex on me to disguise the scent of sex and regret off my clothes from last night
TJ is going to paint me in a Patriots Jersey he can paint you in an eagle jersey. Did this last year and got so much dick.
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