I just woke up in the coolest sweatsuit i have ever seen..it has cory's name on the tag...do we know a cory?
Hey babe, chan wants you to stop texting her about the size of TJ's dick. please.
yeah she was being a bitch. do you remember me stealing ryan cabrerra's beer?!?!
I just saw "i'm bigger then that" as her facebook status. Would it be better to make a fat joke or correct her grammar?
Its midnight, he's burning water on the stove and keeps yelling at me and telling me not to burn myself.
you were passed out snoring, face down with all your clothes still on and 20 minutes later you sat up and said "FUCK YES" and then passed out again.
I'm blaming hurricane Irene if I get pregnant tonight.
and I believe it was when I was running to class to take a test still drunk in my Halloween costume that I realized I have reached that point in the semester where I just don't give a flying fuck anymore.
I will not hesitate to go down on a dick for some cream soda.
holy shit thats the most artistic dick pic ever
I say go for the trifecta and maybe you'll get a medal or something. Or a baby. That's like the same thing right?
Goddamnit Shari. He's not called Pencil Dick because he's good a sketching...
I feel bad for her. If you sacrifice and have a chubby husband I feel that you assume he's not going to cheat on you....
I just got a snapchat of a flaccid penis with the caption "happy belated valentine's day." What did I do to deserve this
Beer and Reeses. dinner of champions
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