this is a family affair. You're an embarrassment.
whatever it's not my family
No, that was before the police came, but after the hooker.
Most guys don't get turned on by "skinny, gangly legged girl with glasses laying in bed touching herself." You better start working on your diction if you're gonna keep up the sexting.
oh hey summer self, welcome to endless thirsty thursdays and walks of shame.
I jerked off enough times today to safely commit to the fact that im not getting laid tonight
i lost my airplane ticket and tried to board with a bar receipt in all the confusion. i have officially lost all brain cells in college.
She just came to my house, with puke in her hair, to wake up my dad and scream "happy fathers day you DILF!" at the top of her lungs
Sprained my ankle at sky zone REST ICE COMPRESSION ELEVATION AND SHOTS it'll all feel better soon
Dude, they're still mid-coitus. Pretty sure running in to high five my roommate mid-thrust is a mood-breaker.
rollerskate sex sounded like a good idea...
I just overheard an "I'm going to get your dick so hard" conversation at Costco.
The most adult decision I've mad today was Jameson or Fireball? It's been a successful Day
We shared a dick. We're practically sisters!
I went to finger her and found a penny. I think ill keep it.
send nudes
from the living room?
Randomize
