just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
I dreamt Michael Jackson dropped his pants in front of me and I had to ignore it.
Haha dude youd die if you were here. Girl presenting is defending the new testament and did her report on JESUS. best believe i'm gonna ask some hungover, atheist ass questions
I just made a friends list on fb of all the guys ive hooked up with. genius.
you kept yelling at her to "show me your genitals" until the bouncers told us to leave...at which point you showed them YOUR genitals...
please don't ever take me to a strip club again...
Real housewives of new joisy starts MONDAY. Skype session after? Virtual slap the bag?
It honestly wasnt my fault this time. i was in shock. WHO THE FUCK OWNS A PEACOCK?!
I know I'm her Sunday school teacher. I just feel I would be saving others from a lot of headaches by telling her someday she's going to be a stripper
The staff doesn't like it when you try and take your wheelchair for a joy ride since I've been waiting for an hour and a half.
also found a pic of my head in the microwave from the other night.. hmm
well I think it'll pretty much be gone by Saturday. On a scale of 1- Snooki's unborn child how much do periods freak you out?
I've never said "lesbians" so many times in a short response answer
Quit being awkward towards me every time the group is together. They're going to figure out we're fucking.
When the people downstairs start talking about drugs, I second guess buying my drugs from them. Then I remember they are cheap and convenient.
We're both fucking guys named Frank. Our friendship was meant to be.
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