If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
I'm not a mortal combat character
but my vagina is
I just spent a chunk of my Christmas money on Plan B. I don't think that's what my relatives had mind when they said "spend it wisely", but hey, it was a good investment considering the bad life choices i made last night.
Were not really friends so much as I suck his dick a lot
Does she know that uploading nude photos to photobucket and networking are two different things? You may want to ask.
So the bar isnt gonna put that broken window on my tab. appaerently they want cash
so does the 200 for rent and 150 for utilities include the never telling my boyfriend about the guys i bring home.. or is that extra?
Two girls just making out in the elevator. Didn't stop when the doors opened. Part of me didnt mind, but part did. Bc I wanted to get on the elevator without it getting awkward. Am I gay?
I want the one making out with the dumpster. Is that bad?
Thing I said while arguing: I want to be single again so that I can have pizza and dick rained down upon me.
Pulling out all the stops on being a lady.
dying me prepared for dead me... i woke up with my laptop open to the last snl episode, a bottle of gatorade, advil and a bag of chocolate all next to me
Basically all I do anymore is get stoned with my cats, and then we share goldfish.
You drunk-dialed me and asked me to describe my burrito
I didn't want him to hear me sneaking in. The doggie door was the perfect solution.
I feel so accomplished. I've cleaned my room, done laundry, called those places, gotten jobs, and masturbated.
I'm so proud of you.
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