the #6 from wendy's when stoned is definitely better than sex. i dont care what anyone says.
i dont know whats so great about being respectable.
I had to puke in a pizza box on the drive home. People saw.
You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
Me and my dog bond so much when im high.
Wish you were here....
And I wish your mouth was around my cock, but that never happens, does it?
So my teacher figured out I made a drinking game out of her lecture. Once my drink was gone she let us out. Happy St. Patricks day class. Your welcome
Just received a visit from the Ghost of Bad Decisions Past. Kind of weird 90% of the flashbacks happened in the same sixteen month span, the rest happened at Taco Bell.
You might not want to come home tonight. Mom just found your vibrator and now she won't stop sobbing and holding a framed picture of you as a little kid.
He is the blood diamond of hook ups. You think you want it...but you don't
just really comprehended the fact that I'm getting high at the same place I used to play as a child. the nostalgia and thc is mixing together in one, intense wave. WHO HAVE I BECOME
Normally roommates threatening each other with knives would be too much crazy for me, but I don't have much going on right now and I feel like this could get interesting. So I think I'm gonna ride this shit out for a while.
Met this british guy. Played pool. Broke into an apartment and had sex
yeah i ran into him at the bar at 11pm. he started talking about engineering and the next thing i know it's 4am and i'm naked on top of him.
Hey man, he's too drunk to remember what you said. What drugs are we buying and when should we expect them?
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