Ikea night.
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Insert tab A into swedish slot B
she has a miserable personality but its a good think you dont have sex with that
pussy has no personality
Amen to that
I tried making the sex a little better this time so right before I blew I yelled "ready or not here I come!"
six shots in, he is hammered and doing stretches before each shot
My jaw hurts. Such a slutty injury..
we were like drunken butterflies among sober caterpillars,
i have a surprise for you that looks bigger since I found my body hair trimmer
EMERGENCY: IS A KAREOKE RICKROLL ACCEPTABLE IN THE YEAR 2011?
I just ate a bag of doritos while taking a shower. I can now officially do anything
It's raining. Will need ride home and blow job.
DIN'T JUSGE NE.
I WAS CONCIEVED IN THE BACK OF MY CAR. THATS HOW OLD THIS CAR IS.
...how and why.
PARENTS ARE MAGIC.
pesky things like morals, self-preservation and cowardice are not needed. overkill is nothing but a word. there will be blood.
well my apartment and my life are still a disaster but I did clean off my desk so that's gotta count for something...
I'm glad you still love me even when I change pants in the kitchen and demand you spoon me
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