Yes, one should always join a cult. At least once.
The musician playing at the bar just puked inside his acoustic guitar, then sang an encore performance. I love Louisa!!!!
She had a maple leaf tattoo behind her ear and told me she liked my "playoff beard".
Only in Canada would your laziness be applied to hockey and rewarded.
throwing condoms aimed at his crotch probably isn't the politest way to ask for sex
Well let's just say that she ended up trying to get it in with the wheelchair guy, who btw, can get an erection and quickly I might add
she called for a booty call so i sent mike as my stunt double
God my Facebook chat is a graveyard of old blowjobz
No, this is non-alcoholic oatmeal.
I WALKED myself out of breath. And I'm lost I'm a Tim Hortons parking lot. That's how hungover I am.
He kept dropping hints about giving me crabs. Like he called my pubes a nest and said he "hoped there weren't any eggs in there."
Apparently it's bring your ugly annoying ass piece of shit slob of a baby day at work
I asked you for a cigarette and you handed me your phone and told me to search for one
With great liquor, comes great irresponsibility. Remind me of this night tomorrow.
sometimes you just gotta rip off the nipple tape and get it done.
You kept singing "your gonna lose that girl" to him right in front of her.. of course you got punched in the face.
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