So my teacher figured out I made a drinking game out of her lecture. Once my drink was gone she let us out. Happy St. Patricks day class. Your welcome
Important life lesson - flammable and inflammable mean the same thing
in mid cry she says "I can be a whore if I want to"
I have just two goals for this NYE. 1) get so drunk that every guy looks like Clive Owen 2) make out with as many Clive's as possible.
When you mimic motorboating Jennifer Love Hewitt, is it really that hard to understand why no one thinks you're straight?
I asked if anyone's pants felt wet on the bottom, like a half hour after mine did. I had just peed my pants i had gotten so high no biggie
Oh I was gonna ask you the same thing...? It's official ask anyone to see your husbands dick day.
Some older looking guy gave me his card as he exited the train. Hes a pharmaceutical rep. I'm debating asking him for a job. Obv he wants sex but if I can get a job out of this maybe I can offer him more than a cheap dry handjob bc that's all I'm really up for these days
So do you know how we found out he was engaged?
An Amber Alert?
Don't be offended, the only thing I'm attracted to right now is snack cakes and chicken wings.
I need to wash the frat house off of me
I figured if he was OK cheating on his gf with a guy, he'd be OK with me posting his number to m4m Craigslist Ads
his mom called during sex and he made me talk to her I think we're getting serious
I'm somewhere between crying and wanting to orgasm.
whatever. i just wanna get "forget my own name" wasted
no. you need to know your name so people know where to return you when you get lost.
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