just had dinner with my dad's new gf and her daughter.. had to drink a beer to get through it.. she's 19 she has on a disney watch and snowflake earrings
I'll just wear something slutty to the liquor store and hope for the best
that's your solution for everything
As weird as that was it was probably the best advice i've ever gotten from a tranny
Why is there blood and lettuce everywhere?
slow down on the beer.. we don't need another pentabong projectile hot dog incident
u girls! girls! girls! have fun please don't hook up w/ a roadie! Love, mom
Just did a slip and slide down a five story staircase in my dorm. Being an engineer is fucking awesome
You can't tell me you've honestly NEVER considered smoking a Froot Loop
The number of times I've puked in the Walgreens bathroom is becoming way too many for my pride.
In the morning he said my plan to make 2 casseroles today was, "hot in a grandma sort of way," & I didn't think it was weird. THAT'S how hot he was.
Do they sell "congrats in losing your virginity!" cards and do they come in gay?
for some reason leaving your socks onmakes it less meaningful.
Our sub is singing "i believe i can fly" after yelling at the class this whole time and this is really hella weird
Your vagina needs to teach my vagina its ways.
Dammit. the window insulation sheets are too small for my windows. Yet again I am disappointed by size
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