Dude ! Why is there vomit with whole pieces of sushi in the shower when the toilet is not more than 2 feet away ? btw you need to chew your food better,
I could make wine with my vomit
I microwaved pizza rolls, a hot dog, and bacon in the same plate with no paper towels. I drank the grease at the end. I'm going to vomit everywhere.
We left the bar, went to a sex shop, bought penis shotglasses, went back to the bar and insisted that the bartender used them.
I showed remarkable dignity in such a compromising situation. Except I came off as sort of a blue ball giver.
Topless bubble bath with a lesbian is debatable as a gay experience.
Nothing says "I mean business" like using a cart at the liquor store.
I really dont wanna go to a traffic light party. I have nothing red to pretend I'm taken with. Without something red my "my girlfriend is away in the mines" story wont work.
Yeah, first date. First take a pic of him to circulate around for your friends and than have him fill out a short penis questionnaire. Seems completely legit to me.
Never thought I'd say this, but getting head from a skeleton was better than I thought. Happy Halloween
I told you I missed you and you said you missed me as much as you miss a urinary tract infection. I get it. You're still mad.
Do you think I could use my teacher of month Award to get free drinks?
I'm not saying you're stupid, just that you have bad luck when thinking...
Only I would get an underage 24 hours before turning 21.
You can't just bring up bondage and then stop answering me
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