If he looks like a Gremlin DO NOT get him wet.
i love how people use prayer to talk shit about eachother in a 'holy' manner.
I just beat off to a cartoon porn video. what has my life come to
at some point i feel off my bar stool straight into the arms of a gay guy. just my luck.
If you want to borrow my flask for all future interviews as a good luck charm because your last one went so well with it in your suit pocket, just let me know
He's a Shit stain on my heart
Second time this week margarita night turned homoerotic
Your first mistake was not throwing your beer at the RA and running
Anyway. I unfriended all of these people like a grown up and I am never talking to them again
Idk dude I just feel kinda weird masturbating in my Obama Biden 2008 shirt...
All I want is some guy to eat me out while I work on grad school things then go on his way
Me and some guy are crying in a port a potty together after another guy broke up with both of us.
Doing shots with my high school valedictorian. Bucket list
Omg I should get on tinder just to get some edibles in town
I was high as fuck laying down in the back seat while she gave him head. Most awkward chill moment of my life.
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