jackpot. dress really slutty so he knows you mean business
So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
you could play connect the dots with the people ive fucked in this room
he's a bartender at a gay strip club. maybe he can work his magic. with getting u in, not gay magic.
you woulda been proud of me tonight though. i only made out with 2 guys. and in my defense one of them was to get a job after graduation.
he told me he's been faithful to his girlfriend and is gonna try to stay that way. challenge accepted.
I was just "that girl you seen blowing some dude outside when you drove by"
She gave me a foot massage while her friend rode me. Your gf puked into the oscolating fan. How were our nites alike?
You know, you have a good excuse now if you have a poor performance. Just say "what do you expect? I took a paintball to the DICK!!"
God he's so convenient, drugs, an parties all in one person. He's like the Walmart of delinquency.
I seriously doubt I'm gonna be able to properly put your dick in my mouth whilst upside down, but I'm willing to give it my best shot
UPS just delivered me 30lbs of dried cherries... I shouldn't be allowed online when I take painkillers.
It stopped being casual for me when I waxed my vagina for you
What am I supposed to say? "Oh hey, I can't go out with you tonight because I can't picture myself sleeping with you and I was high and just trying to be nice when I said yes"?
Im experiencing the awkward moment after realizing two of my straight female friends have had sex with each other
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