yeah well you didnt even puke from the alcohol. we cut you off and went to huck finn's and told you that the "irish cream" coffee creamers had baileys in it, so you shot down like eight of them and puked all over the floor. it was great. we cheered you on and everything
Hands down the best time I've ever had barfing.
member when we used to take shits together before volleyball games?
Do you know my vagina holds 14 pints of water?
she always made me post sex PB&Js it was like fucking a trashier Martha Stewart
you fucking puked into the top of the beer bong while i was chugging from it. when i realized i was chugging your vomit, i vomitted on the floor. she kicked us both out.
The UPD just told me that he was going to call the cops if i try to run. you owe me 5 dollars, i told u they arn't real cops
I used his computer to order the pizza and the only thing he had in his search bar was 'text NASA'
He spent $1100 at a strip club. If I had that kind of disposable income, I'd make a cocaine sandcastle.
We turned a watering can into a margarita bong.
He said "just hugs" and ran away screaming.
So it may have been laced, sue me.
Do you ever just feel like you can feel hormones radiating from your uterus?
I hope. Last year I got lost in New Orleans and some guy named Cookie walked me home while I cried.
Hung out near hay bales in sweaters then she gave me a pumpkin spice pop rocks bj. That was so freakin' seasonal.
My party ended early and I have a mountain of shrimp and weed
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