where am i from again
you guys are cousins why the FUCK are your pants off
I just showed my boobs to our astate representative hahahahahahha
I'm wearing this super skanky ass dress that's wayyy to slutty for church but I think Jesus will appreciate it because i look so bangin for his bday.
If Bret Micheals dies..will VH1 have to go off the air?
I just met his other fuck buddy...I am thinking of befriending her just to fuck with him...manuplating my roommates into hating each other is boring me i need something else to do
Grandma is giving me marriage advice again. On the plus side, she thinks I'm straight now.
Dear god how many nuts did u bust in me my vagina feels like a bowl of jello.
I almost just texted "I'm lonely" to my gynecologist.
Hmmm. I never knew the difference. I've done either one and had stronger or weaker versions but usually if i took enough, i tripped balls. That should be a PSA for kids... if you take drugs and the drugs are weak, just take more drugs... The More You Know
Was your wine and cheese snap taken from the toilet?
Currently on my Sunday walk of shame. Should I go to church?
Sleeping with him wouldn't be considered hoeing out... It seems more like babysitting.
How do I tell this guy that if he does not like the condoms at my apartment, he should bring his own without sounding like a sure thing?
Say it's BYOC night at the beach. And, you are a sure thing. Own it.
was having sex but got distracted... he instragramed a pic of his crotch
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