am i morally bankrupt?
no. its just the recession
how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
I got an MIP via FUCKING HELICOPTER. Tuscaloosa police either have nothing to do or too many resources.
It was so weird. I had like an out of body experience. I heard the moaning, but I didn't know it was me.
Just did lines off your face, congrats on getting in the magazine bro
i broight you flpweers amd vodka. open yoir bask door
We just ended up getting drunk and doing field sobriety tests on each for practice... No one remembers who passed.
There were midgets. And vodka. If you don't appreciate the awesomeness of that sentence, read it again.
Seriously what kind of college town is this? Nobody parties during the week or abuses perscription drugs
We just had a 30 min argument on the actual birth date of Jesus, it ended in my brother and ain't cursing each other and an 8 yr old answering it by using Siri.
I woke up naked under desk at her apt once during my freshman year. I should have known that friendship was of a different breed...
He may not be fully over his current wife yet. But wait until I show him my tits in his office at the end of the day tonight.
only I would find a long lost relative through a craigslist casual encounters ad
3 cups of coffee and some molly. The "Tay's Day Off Diet"
She sent a group text pic called "Assemble" of his dick next to her forearm.
I'm down.
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