I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
He just kept muttering to himself "stabby stabby stabby stabby" while we were boning. I will never be boning him again.
when we asked you if you had had anything to drink tonight you looked up from the toilet while cupping the water into your hands and said "this.. just this"
I have jerked off in every room in your house. *the more you know
FYI I just found your friend. Asleep. In. My. Kayak. In. Pool.
He needs to stop telling me how much he respects me. What does that even mean
I almost shit my pants in anger over your moral sanity.
and after i failed the breathalyzer i said to the cop "i've never been very good at tests"....
Why is there a muffler in the livingroom?
First, I just want to say that I had nothing to do with it. Second, how good is your car insurance?
Nothing says "forever alone" like receiving a friendship bracelet from your parents.
You ever fart so hard while you are asleep that you wake up screaming?
I want to get up and tell you that smells delicious but I'm struggling with the idea of pants
he played intl players anthem 4me and ate a strawberry out of my pussy
I'm the kind of gay who carries his anxiety medication in case the club scene gets too fierce
when I found u, u were using a t-shirt for pants
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