Laziness has reached now heights if you too unmotivated to buy pot
So this snow storm is NOT helpin my masturbation problem
pretty sure i had my hand down BOTH their pants at the same time at some point...
so its official, girls can see a boner through my snuggie.
We're friends with people in his circle of friends so we're half way in. It's like I've already given him a hand job.
He just referred to his foreskin as a snuggie. Help.
You defs just slept for 6 hours in a porta pottie. You should probably just kill yourself.
I need to get a life, I am either crying at every glee episode or just wanting to blow rails off photos of us
Used my phone to vibrate 'eye of the tiger'. It's like Rocky is punching my nuts, but gently.
We hit a golf ball off Brady's ass. His dignity flew away into the night.
Sorry about the flaming shit on your door
I never thought I'd be in my late 20s and send that text
I smell like a skunk, but I'm okay with that.
Ok fine, yes she's pregnant. But you're ignoring the most important part. HER BOOBS GOT BIGGER. That doesn't happen every day, and I owe it to myself to enjoy those boobs before the belly catches up to them!
she walked through the crowd, completely naked, slapped a pool attendant in the face and stole the towel he was carrying. she used it to dry her hair.
If my drunken penis pic is ever to be forgiven id like to start over with all that
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