Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
His apartment number was 69. I had to.
you're wrong. we DID have sex last night. just ask your roommate. you seriously don't remember him asking to join us?
not to be a dick but do you remember the names of all your friends i made out with after we broke up?
He tricked me into going on a double date with him, I don't like that he's not using me for just sex anymore
What color suit is the proper "i banged the bride" attire?
You challenged yourself to walk backwards all the way to the bar... And you did
also I woke up naked and covered in water but nobody can explain that part.
Hey don't blame me, picking what flavor of condom to put on my dick is a very difficult selection process
To be honest. I have two poptarts in my jacket pockets. No one knows. I am pro stealth.
So it's my mom's birthday and I wanted to be super cheap and just walk up to her and say "I got you the greatest gift ever, mom! I'm actually sober right now!".
Your bf is wearing nothing but a cape, I mean absolutely NOTHING but a cape. I know you said he looks like Thor but this is getting a bit ridiculous.
Last night you dunked donut holes in spinach dip, ate it, threw up, and continued eating. I cant keep up with your drunk eating skills.
I was wondering where the donuts went.
He told me he would make me come so hard I would throw up. I'm actually horrified that he thinks that's something any person would want
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