what if the hokey pokey really is what its all about?
I'm not upset with you; I'm upset with Fox News.
He keeps asking where i got my clothes and accessories. i'm not sure if he wants to fuck me, or go shopping.
She's been divorced three times and use to raise cock fighters. Of course I'm interested in her
This freshman just ran out of her seat in a 200 person lecture, opened the emergency door and vommed everywhere. Then quietly went back to her seat. $2 Pitchers hit someone hard last night.
Let me begin my 3 part apology by saying that you are a wonderful human being...
Nicee. Atleast your phone doesn't change pen in to PENISsSSSSSSS like mine does
I'm chugging Gatorade because i drank something called a trashcan and someone named Gianna diamond has my credit card number, and I think I might have ruined my life.
OK am i seriously the only one who thinks Cocaine Tuesdays is a bad idea?
I think online classes were designed around the concept of day drinking.
I noticed a trail of vomit coming up the drive way. You must be home
When i left he was drinking an entire pot of coffee out of the pot with a straw. It's safe to say he's using a personal day
seriously though if NH has the largest penis size... the rest of America must be very disappointed.
Our Uber driver pulled over to show us Tinder some dick pics. Top that.
Dude, you screamed I AM THE WALRUS while giving a statue of Ronald McCdonald a lapdance. You were NOT sober.
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