What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
I go to guys houses late at night, have a little fun, come back by dawn having made their life a little bit better. I am the official blow job fairy.
come on don't hate me. your brother looks just like you its almost a complement that i had sex with him.
dude she was givin me head and stops and looks up at me and tells me she loves me, then goes ''alright now cum in my mouth''.... pretty sure shes the one
On the bright side since it was a Tuesday you weren't even in jail for the long! that could've been worse!
You threw a bunch of trashcans into the middle of the street and nothing happened. I fell on one car and suddenly there were cops everywhere...
Just woke up bloody and clutching a rear view mirror I'm pretty sure is from my car. For those of you keeping score at home this is why I stopped drinking four loko.
A guy just walked down the street dressed as Mickey Mouse holding a 40oz. Where the hell did you leave me?
Ok, gonna go sleep cuz my brain wants to be smart and not follow my pussy into the danger zone
Almost just bought a peacock. I need to get off Craigslist
Okay well we need to be adults. We're gonna end up with diabetes or some shit.
I have been drunk every time I've gone to mexico. I do not remember mexico.
Well I just finished dry heaving so I think breakfast is a little further out for me
my brother has friends over and I can hear one of them screaming from the basement "BREATHE. FILL YOUR LUNGS. LIVE YOUR LIFE." and it sounds like he's doing some motivational speaking down there but that's actually just how he encourages ppl to take bong hits
Sigh. I haven't seen a dick since August 22nd. And in case you forgot, it's January.
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