Haha na a cat just ran under your car. Howd that happen?
Probably a woman cat. Doesnt think things through
halloween costumes for girls are easy, slutty teacher, slutty cop, slutty nurse, etc...
exactly, that's why i want something interesting
slutty neuroscientist?
smell my finger.
he just found out the funeral is this morning so i'm wearing last night's clothes and look like a total slut.
These 3 days between Christmas and new years when all the bosses are on vacation are essentially a competition to see who can do the least amount of work
sitting next to michael phelps in the airport. wonder if he's carrying...
What can i say, inner beauty is great but it makes a hard picture to jack off to
I couldn't drink enough to fuck the friend, you said challenge accepted and stole some chicks shot.
Out of everyone here, the sober one caught the cat on fire.
Ok thats it i need a list. Full names, nicknames, in which frats, with a photo, of all the guys youve hooked up with because three of the same guys is ridiculous
You haven't demanded nudes today. You alright?
Just laying in bed with my vibrator eating cold tortillas and listening to Savage Garden.
I don't want to sleep with anyone. I just want a burrito
I'm just impressed that you can puke without losing your gum
I WOULD NEVER MIX DICK AND MCDONALDS
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