she says it's "been amazing lately"
i think basically because i hate her so much i'm trying to break her in half
I just said that Oprah is crazy and like 5 fat white girls jumped down my throat. I sat back and smiled.
We did it and he fell asleep and I was bored so I decided to go back to the party...is that bad?
He literally is quoting that 21 questions song, the 50 cent one. oh my god.
who paints a picture of their own dick and sends it to people. i dont know if its borderline crazy or just fucking genius...
I feel bad for the next person that's gonna live in my room. There's so much semen on the carpet
THERE IS PRACTICALLY A BEER FUCKING WATERFALL
If you hook up with your cousin you will permanently be my favorite person ever.
She made me be the little spoon then she pretended to be a jet pack for an hour straight
You were visibly distraught that my boyfriend and I didn't have sex in your bed. You forced us to take your condoms.
at work, .. 47 yr old boss was in a fight. 2 BLACK EYES. I may get fired. I cant stop laughing
what's your room number? I've never been there sober...
Our friendship just got weirder. He snapchated me the porn he was watching.
Im at a south american orphan benefit auction drinking stoli in a coffee mug, this is what my life has become, thanks a lot community college
I HAVE A STRAIGHT LINE ACROSS MY ASS ABOUT THE WIDTH OF A SLIM JIM. ERICA!
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