i can now get sex on a playground off my list of things to do in life.
Change your flight to Denver. That's where my penis is.
I need Christmas break to be over. I'm tired of fucking my old High School girlfriends
I'd call her a cunt, but she dooesn't seem to have the depth or warmth.
Just walk through the Honors dorm on a Saturday night. You'll feel better about yourself.
Pretty much knew it was gonna be awful when the extra condoms she had from her ex were entirely too big for my dick
He licked the chalk off his shirt, then spat the Mountain Dew from his mouth onto the shirt and sucked on it. And thats him sober.
What would you do in exchange for having a girl eat a waffle house waffle off your body?
I was desperately holding on to my sandwich while we had sex.
Because the guy guy doing the drawing either wanted to bone, or wanted us to stop entering the contest. Either way, we got concert tickets so I'm cool with both scenarios.
No one's ever called me intergalactic cocksucker, before.
What does it say about me that I feel completely charmed right now?
So what happened? Or does sex + ramen pretty much cover it?
so, i take that as a legit invitation into his pants
sex on a bike is impossible
challenge accepted
Babe if there was a way to give a back rub and head at the same time that's what I would ask for my birthday, Christmas and of course right now. Please think about how and get back to me.
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