So we fuck and I say, "I'm about to go." He tells me, "No, leave at ten.. just lay here for a little while." When I ask, "Why?!" He gets his feelings hurt and says, "ugh. or don't." Since when did guys start acting like girls?
you kept lying down on the floor at the bar just to prove you could get back up
so apparently I plead the 5th to every question they asked me when they put me under the conscious sedation to set my broken wrist
THAT stays in the CAR. And if one fucking person who was NOT in the car brings it up, I will KILL you. Thank you.
..So we should take it off Youtube?
This girl has a second refrigerator that she uses JUST for liquor, her kitchen chairs are kegs AND she can grill. I'm not coming back.
I never want to hear the words 'my therapist says . . . ' while naked again.
I don't care how high you are, you can't finger me while eating potato chips.
You said you were going inside to sober up and then you poured yourself a wine glass of warm gin
Three Architectural classes: $990.00 Architectural supplies: $300.00 Changing majors and using my architectural supplies to roll blunts: Priceless
lets do drugs on my lunch break tomorrow
while he was teaching, every time he said "wet" he would look at me, that's what you get for sleeping with the professor's assistant
Best part of leaving the university? Interns are as hot as my former students, not legally off limits, and they will do anything for a full time job.
I'm about to smoke a joint alone, do you want to FaceTime and pretend you're smoking it too?
I would say don't do anything I wouldn't do, but we both know I forget about my personal safely when getting laid is on the line
It's a classy one I promise! Their toilets are cushioned an tier wifi is named hummingbird
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