i wish everyone could be as happy as the people in the laxative commericals
Michael Jackson had a heart attack when he found out boyz to men was a music group not a delivery service.
so i have my big date this weekend, and i was practicing giving head with a bottle in the shower. i stopped and looked at the botton of the bottle. it was PURE MOLD! if i die, dont tell the doctors how this happened....
i was taking the test and had to adjust my boner and my teacher thought i was cheating or something
I just found puke in my bra..
Nope, just sitting on the couch, eating an advent calendar, being depressed about the herps.
he just used "boss" and "boner" in the same sentence. I cant respond.
Its not like i paid for sex. She was stuck there, we simply exchanged rides.
I'm hoping that by this time next year we will be smoking some weed at a gay wedding, asking "Mitt who?"
How was that my fault?! I made you breakfast and gave you cake, as you asked. Then, you initiated sexual activity.
Any time you've had a failed relationship, I blast No Sex for Ben by The Rapture and dance around my room. I wish I was joking.
Is "head down ass up" an appropriate way to say good morning?
Literally sucked a dick for ten seconds before I said to myself, this tiny ass penis isn't worth it. My night last night
He had a vasectomy. I think I'm in love.
On a scale from 1-10 how fucked up would it be to buy weed with my fafsa money?
It's a study aid
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