if you like me you must not know who I am
Yeah, she'd be cute...but she has faith. It's a problem down south.
his personality makes his face look like an asshole.
Were not really friends so much as I suck his dick a lot
Yo dude either Brian has herpes or he was jerking off to Web MD 'cause I just walked in on him
i now officially have to be stoned in order to look like my passport when i go to a different country
my boss just offered me his leftover salvia im not sure if it was a trick question
got blackout drunk at the conference and wandered around Minneapolis with a homeless person until one of the other interns found me...I think I'm ready for adulthood.
Omg. The news was on TV while I was giving him a bj...when the weatherman said its a beautiful start to December, he groaned and said it sure is.
I just bottomed with the last unicorn playing in the background. I've hit a new level of gay.
Happy anniversary, did you sign and mail in the divorce papers yet?
Hypothetically speaking, at what point does fire become too much fire?
Let's celebrate our country being screwed by screwing.
I don't need tinder boy anymore but I do need free sushi
i look like i'm walk-of-shaming but i'm really showered and re-clothed and rallying. i fool everyone
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