i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
he's my edward cullen
I am pretty sure Edward Cullen never had an all-day drinking binge topped off with some blow.
I'm sorry, but there's just something about mesh over nipples that irks me.
operation harelip BJ is a go
Just role played anchorman. And yes, I did take her to pleasure town.
My roommate still talks on AIM. What is this middle school?
girl in the front row yawned. double jointed jaw. i know where i'll be sitting next class
It wasn't a wasted relationship. I got road-head in an Escalade. I still keep that with me.
After we did it I noticed she was wearing the same underwear as last night.
That's why you don't sleep with the same girl two nights in a row man!
It's nice to see a girl prepared for the walk of shame. She brought headphones
i was like his sober eyes girls would come up to us, show us theirs and if approved by me blew him, if rejected they went to my truck with a bottle of patron
The problem with that is that my car has been stolen
Omg, those nutella cakes are heavenly, like licking the nipples of a muscular black Jesus.
I think all three of us just need to suck it up and go to lunch with him to keep our bar tab down
bitch, i have a flask. i've got things under control.
god. marry me.
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