His vagina is bleeding blood all over the court
we were dressed as cave people and he kept telling everybody i was so easy a caveman could do it.
i dodnt think we hooked up bcause he actually texted me the next day
I just remembered our "im drunk enough to look at your vagina" conversation. Is that offer still valid? I really think I need a second opinion
this is worse than the time i threw up a condom.
It was like stroking your vagina with a cloud.
I don't know if this whole sobriety thing is going to work out... It's only been 3 days and I want to chug vodka
Why is there never any toilet paper at his apartment? What does he wipe his ass with? WHAT DOES HE WIPE IT WITH?!?
Dude!! Who the fuck glued Cheetos to my couch? Bastards!!
why is there glitter IN my vagina????
We keep making plans but he keeps getting arrested. Such a tease
I slept with six men with different nationalities this week. Who says I'm not a woman of culture?
I was dressed as Waldo and the cops kept saying looks like we fuckin found you
He made me pay for half of dinner. Fucking feminist revolution.
I just had 3 numbers I don't know text me and remind me I am to attend AA on monday. Im gonna say it was a good night.
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